Your website asked to be roasted.
Paste any URL. In about 30 seconds, get a funny, specific teardown of its design, copy, and positioning—plus a scorecard made to be shared.
No signup for the free roast. Public URLs only. Feelings optional.
The Roastmark promise
Specific, not synthetic
Every joke attaches to something visible and fixable on the page.
Free means free
The first roast needs no account, credit card, or email gate.
Useful after the laugh
The score reveals what to fix first, not merely what to feel bad about.
Under the hood
A critique, not a checkbox report.
Roastmark reads the page as a creative director would: what it says, what it emphasizes, and whether anyone should believe it.
- 01
A teardown with actual taste
Roastmark critiques typography, hierarchy, positioning, CTA clarity, mobile execution, and performance—not just generic SEO hygiene.
- 02
Six scores, zero fog
See exactly where the site wins, where it drags, and which problem deserves attention first.
- 03
A share card built to travel
Turn the verdict into a screenshot-worthy scorecard for social posts, group chats, or the next team critique.
The verdict
Six axes. One painfully clear score.
Typography
Hierarchy
CTA clarity
Copy
Mobile
Speed
From roast to repair
Pick your level of honesty.
Start with the public score. Pay only when you want the complete diagnosis or the fixes handled for you.
Public roast
$0
A fast verdict for founders, marketers, and anyone brave enough to paste the URL.
- Six-axis score
- Specific creative teardown
- Shareable scorecard
- No signup required
Deep report
$149
A page-by-page audit that turns the punchlines into a prioritized improvement plan.
- Everything in the free roast
- Page-by-page diagnosis
- Prioritized specific fixes
- Targeted copy rewrites
Fix-it sprint
From $1.5k
Hands-on implementation for the five problems doing the most damage.
- Top-five fixes implemented
- Design and copy support
- Scoped after the audit
- Complex builds quoted separately
Before you submit the evidence
Fair questions. Unfairly clear answers.
Thirty seconds from the truth
Your homepage is already talking. Hear what it says.
Drop the URL, get the score, and share the damage. No signup required for the first roast.